Oleawyn
5th August 2007, 18:35
Riassunt of the precedent puntats: dopo aver cacced from the paradise Adam, Eva and the nutell, a God gli venn the sfitz di ritrovar the nutell in the mond, so he manded Jesus 'ncopp the Terr. But siccom Jesus don't voleva andar, God promised to him tre miracles (in case of necessity, don't si sa never) and soprattut, se Jesus ritornava with the nutell in paradise, God for premium, gli accattava the motorin. So Jesus nacqued in one grott at cold and gel. After qualk ann, when he was more grandicell, he troved finalment the nutell. And pure Jesus vided that the nutell was good, ma very very good, ma good 'na cifra, solament that Jesus aveva the mamm, the Madonn, that always nasconded the barattols of the nutell in the most incredible post, under the mangiatoy, in the cofanett of the mirra, in the attrezz of San Joseph...
But we sappiam that Jesus avev the nutell of the miracles , the tre miracles that he feced:
Miracle number one: the resurrezion of Lazzaroni, one fabbricant of biscott that, for riconoscenz, regaled a Jesus le sue actions of Nutell SpA, so Jesus divenned the principal azionist of the Nutell.
Miracle number two: the Nozze di Cana, dove Jesus, alla fine del pranz, trasformed il dessert in nutell, con big godiment of tutt the invitats and tutt the imbucats (that, at the matrimon, don't mancano never).
Miracle number three: the moltiplication of the Pan and Nutell, in cui Jesus, per incrementar the affairs, con one rosett and one little vaschett of nutell sfamed nu sacc of little boys, the ragazzins, the pischells, the guagliuncells, because Jesus is very very furb, furb 'na cifra, and he knows that se one boy assag the nutell, after per tutt the life the ragazzin will cake the cazz days and night in the recchies of the mamm to comprar the nutell.
But one giorn very very trist, Jesus decide to offrir one cena for the discepols. The discepols eran like the Consigl of Amministration of the Nutell SpA. During tutt the cena they were parling and chiackiering of the more and the less but a un cert point, Jesus presed the pan, lo spezzed, lo dieded ai discepols and disses: " Uagliò let's prend that i mi want to far 'na pranz tant!".
But purtropp, cerc di qua, cerc di là, they dont trovaron the nutell anymore. Because chill fetient of Giuda si era arraffated the nutell and aveva scambiated la secret formula per trenta denars, one abbonament in lateral tribune of the Fiorentin Football Club and five filmins of D'Abbracc Milly.
And fu cosi' che Jesus s'incazzed very much, ma very very much, much 'na cifra, bestemming the mamm, the babb and tutt the saints amici suoi, but ormai non c'era nothing da far: and fu cosi' che God per dispett, invented seduta stant the "Peccat of Golosity", and fu cosi che Jesus is l'unic in tutt the paradise that is still andand a pieds, senza motorin.... Amen.
:afraid::afraid:
But we sappiam that Jesus avev the nutell of the miracles , the tre miracles that he feced:
Miracle number one: the resurrezion of Lazzaroni, one fabbricant of biscott that, for riconoscenz, regaled a Jesus le sue actions of Nutell SpA, so Jesus divenned the principal azionist of the Nutell.
Miracle number two: the Nozze di Cana, dove Jesus, alla fine del pranz, trasformed il dessert in nutell, con big godiment of tutt the invitats and tutt the imbucats (that, at the matrimon, don't mancano never).
Miracle number three: the moltiplication of the Pan and Nutell, in cui Jesus, per incrementar the affairs, con one rosett and one little vaschett of nutell sfamed nu sacc of little boys, the ragazzins, the pischells, the guagliuncells, because Jesus is very very furb, furb 'na cifra, and he knows that se one boy assag the nutell, after per tutt the life the ragazzin will cake the cazz days and night in the recchies of the mamm to comprar the nutell.
But one giorn very very trist, Jesus decide to offrir one cena for the discepols. The discepols eran like the Consigl of Amministration of the Nutell SpA. During tutt the cena they were parling and chiackiering of the more and the less but a un cert point, Jesus presed the pan, lo spezzed, lo dieded ai discepols and disses: " Uagliò let's prend that i mi want to far 'na pranz tant!".
But purtropp, cerc di qua, cerc di là, they dont trovaron the nutell anymore. Because chill fetient of Giuda si era arraffated the nutell and aveva scambiated la secret formula per trenta denars, one abbonament in lateral tribune of the Fiorentin Football Club and five filmins of D'Abbracc Milly.
And fu cosi' che Jesus s'incazzed very much, ma very very much, much 'na cifra, bestemming the mamm, the babb and tutt the saints amici suoi, but ormai non c'era nothing da far: and fu cosi' che God per dispett, invented seduta stant the "Peccat of Golosity", and fu cosi che Jesus is l'unic in tutt the paradise that is still andand a pieds, senza motorin.... Amen.
:afraid::afraid:
