dariuz
22nd May 2009, 09:11
http://www.fmylife.com/
alcune sono stupende :rotfl:
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death" (my dildo). FML
SBROTFL
Drako
22nd May 2009, 16:13
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" and then my mom walked in. FML
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Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
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