My life's a train wreck.
Love was the train.
I saw a goddess.
Feelings and pain.
She winked at me on the subway.
Or maybe it was at her man.
Candles and lube, no sleep tonight.
That is my plan.
I'm emotional. I'm emotional.
I'm emotional, it's true.
I saw your face on myspace.
And I swear I'm not a fag.
Just an emotional douche bag.
She caught me standing still.
From her window sill.
She could see from my face that I was a
Fucking tool.
And I don't think that I have a shot.
But from my window I'll never get caught.
I'm emotional. I'm emotional.
An emotional stalker.
I saw your face on myspace.
I swear I'm not a fag.
Just an emotional douche bag.
La la la la,
La la la la,
La la la la, cock tease.
I'm emotional. I'm emotional.
I'm emotional, it's true.
And I wrote this song to get in your pants.
Like so many artists before me.
But it's time I face the truth.
I'm a pathetic douche.
