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auhauhauhauahuah sono bellissime :rotfl:
quando invasion usa uscì al cinema me lo vidi due volte di fila... la maschera mi voleva far pagare di nuovo il biglietto...
io gli diedi un calcio rotante in faccia!
sto male ahuahuauh
aAshuausuhduhfgufds :rotfl: :rotfl:
L'elicottero รจ stato inventato dopo aver filmato Chuck Norris che faceva 8 calci volanti consecutivi
Chuck Norris ha la migliore faccia da poker di tutti i tempi. Questo lo ha aiutato a vincere il world series di poker nel 1983 nonostante avesse in mano un joker, un due di picche, un sette di quadri, un 4 verde di Uno e un biglietto "esci gratis di prigione" del monopoli.
OMG nn ce la faccio + :rotfl:
Per tornare in tema Chuck Norris , beccatevi questa chicca
http://www.wimp.com/norris/ :rotfl:
ashahsashh quando ha dato una stecca in faccia alla ragazza me so cappottato asd :D
Stralol :rotfl::rotfl:
Ps: cmq al sito dateci sempre un occhio che lo aggiornano :sneer: sono arrivati a pagina 8 ora ahhuaussdasd :rotfl:
Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Esiste un reality show sulla vita di alcuni dei figli di Chuck Norris. Si intitola Power Rangers
Se Bruce Banner perde il controllo si trasforma nell'incredibile Hulk. Se l'incredibile Hulk perde il controllo si trasforma in Chuck Norris
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Quando Chuck Norris bestemmia, Dio compie delle metamorfosi per non contraddirlo.
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Chuck Norris toon once did every ML, from 1 to 10, simply doing an /appeal bump me to ml10, I am Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris toon has a pet. It is named Talos and got a *so* big hammer.
Chuck Norris toon can play RvR in Mag Mell, killing his own realm mates with a roundhouse kick in the face. In fact, Chuck Norris is a realm himself.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.