[LET'S PLAY] Lupo Solitario - Nostalgia, nostalgia canaglia: il ritorno

dai su, cosa potrà mai farci un povero vecchio :confused:

E' in debito,ci deve dire tutto ciò che c'è a Varetta sto pippone di un mago,comprese trappole e mostri,e quanti peli del culo hanno e se hanno più di un culo :nod:

Chiediamo di sta Loretta, magari la conosce.

83 , che mo gli paghiamo anche il sorbetto a sto frocione

83

83 e calci in culo, parla vecchio di mmerda lupo solitario non scherza ed ora fa pure il gagarone...

Abbiamo fatto bene a fidarci del vecchio? O e' uno dei Darklords in incognito? Se un albero cade nel Maakengorge e non c'e' nessuno, fa rumore?

Lo scopriremo tra circa un'ora!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Risposte al quiz di oggi:
Si
No
Si (che domanda del cazzo)

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Originally Posted by 83.

The old man narrows his mousy eyes and looks at you with a cautious stare. ‘It is but a legend. Some say it contained great power; others say its power existed only in the minds of those who craved to own it. Whatever the truth is, the Lorestone has been lost for hundreds of years.’

You sense that the old magician is not telling you all he knows about the Lorestone.

If you wish to identify yourself and tell him the nature of your quest, turn to 119.

If you choose not to reveal your identity, bid him goodnight and turn to 239.

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Il vecchio si sta trattenendo. Anche se non è uno dei Darklords, vogliamo fidarci? O lo congediamo e andiamo a nanna?

Il pezzo "You sense that the old magician is not telling you all he knows about the Lorestone." è uno dei modi in cui Joe utilizzerà le discipline Kai d'ora in poi: in pratica, questo è un uso automatico della disciplina di base "Sesto Senso".

Ovviamente, le utilizzerà quando non se le dimentica. Il che mi porta a congratularmi con voi! Abbiamo evitato l'insta morte più imbecille dell'intera Saga, nel precedente libro:

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Il temibile Tassidermista: in pratica, questo tizio ci invitava nella sua bottega; ci mostrava il suo lavoro; se lo seguivamo ancora, ci dava da bere un sonnifero, ci impagliava e ci metteva in mostra :D Il tutto senza che Sesto Senso ci avvertisse minimamente delle sue intenzioni lol

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Dai diciamogli tutto a sto punto, sarà come uno di quei saggi del villaggio di Ken il Guerriero vittime dei soprusi ma devoti alla giustiziah!

119

Ma dove lo incontravamo?

Btw identifichiamoci 119!

Namo a letto, ci han inculato il prezzo della cena facendoci pagare il cerbiatto a peso d'oro, ci han fatto pagare giri di birra a scrocco e poi non sanno un cazzo o non ce lo vogliono dire, per di più un testadicazzo ci rovescia la cena per terra dicendo che si vendicherà per quei due calci in culo che ha rimediato, menomale che i soldi ce li abbiamo, si poteva andare a nanna dopocena e fanculo 239.

Non è logico andare dal primo vecchio rincoglionito a dire "salve io sono lupo solitario spacco i culi e i Darklord sono venuto qui perchè devo spaccare di legnate quelli di zona, non sapresti indicarmeli?

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Originally Posted by Bortas

Non è logico andare dal primo vecchio rincoglionito a dire "salve io sono lupo solitario spacco i culi e i Darklord sono venuto qui perchè devo spaccare di legnate quelli di zona, non sapresti indicarmeli?

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bè, allora si potrebbe provare con: "Salve sono Guybrush Threepwood, un temibile pirata"

Ma si diciamogli chi siamo che verrà fuori che il vecchio era un gran fan dei Kai, che aveva le figurine di tutti i gran maestri e si farà fare l'autografo nonchè ci darà accesso ad antiche (e probabilmente inutili) informazioni extra.

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Originally Posted by Sturm

Ma dove lo incontravamo?

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Timmy il Temibile Tassidermista

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Era nella prima città, se scappavamo dalle guardie all'inizio. In realtà, c'era un gran numero di scelte dentro la città: potevamo anche farci la sauna!

Comunque, ci fidiamo del vecchio saggio di Kenshiro (nonostante il voto di protesta di Bortas :D)

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Originally Posted by 119.

Cyrilus’ eyes open with such surprise that you can see the startled whites around his mousy-brown pupils. ‘Lone Wolf,’ he whispers, incredulously, ‘I should have known. Humble apologies, my lord. I thought that you sought the Lorestone for less than honourable reasons.’

Cyrilus talks at great length about the legend of the Lorestone. You learn that it remained in Varetta after Sun Eagle’s quest, where it was set into the throne of Lyris in the Tower of the King. Hundreds of years ago, during the War of the Lorestone, it was stolen by a Salonese prince called Kaskor. He set the stone upon a gold sceptre and used it in battle to inspire his fanatical followers and crush his foes. He believed it made him invulnerable, but this was not so—he was killed on his royal barge during a battle at Rhem, and the Lorestone was lost when the gold sceptre fell from his hand into the depths of the River Storn. There were many accounts of the sceptre having been found, but they had always proved to be untrue or simply fanciful. It was said that whoever wielded the Lorestone was the rightful ruler of all the Stornlands. For this reason alone it was often sought by evil or unscrupulous warlords, and many had pursued the quest, all without success.

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Cyrilus does not know where the Lorestone is, but he does know a man in Varetta who claims to know its exact whereabouts. ‘Let me ride with you to Varetta; in return for the privilege I shall take you to this man.’ Your basic Kai instincts tell you his offer is genuine. You nod your agreement and arrange to meet him in the tavern courtyard at dawn.

Turn to 5.

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Abbiamo guadagnato un compagno! Vediamo quanto sopravvive alla Death Aura! :D

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Originally Posted by 5.

A shrill cockcrow heralds the break of day. By the time you have dressed and gathered together your equipment, Cyrilus is waiting for you in the courtyard below.

‘A glorious day,’ he says cheerfully, pointing up at the cloudless sky with his slender oaken staff. ‘We’ll have no difficulty reaching the Halfway Inn by nightfall.’

You bid farewell to the innkeeper and his son and urge your horses out onto the narrow street that leads to the west gatehouse. By mid-morning you are riding across gentle hills crested with yellow-leaved trees. The hilltops are shrouded with mist, but occasional rays of sunshine break through to lighten the lush green fields below. Time passes swiftly as Cyrilus recounts the histories and legends of the area. You learn that the rich and fertile kingdoms bordering the River Storn have a wild and turbulent past, swept by wars, divided by empires, split by national rivalries and the ambitions of petty princes who prey upon one another and the rest of the populace. Lyris is embroiled in war with Magador, Delden with Salony, and Salony with Slovia. Battles are fought, lives are lost and the land is pillaged with grim regularity—only the mercenaries and the crows seem to prosper from the continual conflicts.

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It is mid-afternoon when you catch sight of a small village on the road ahead. There are many wagons parked at the side of the highway, and a crowd has gathered in a field nearby. As you ride past, you notice a large placard nailed to one of the wagons:
ARCHERY TOURNAMENT
ENTRANCE FEE: 2 GOLD CROWNS
FIRST PRIZE: THE SILVER BOW OF DUADON

If you wish to enter the tournament, turn to 141.

If you do not wish to or cannot afford to enter, continue on your way and turn to 210.

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Mmm un torneo d'arco! Ci sentiamo Robin Hood e paghiamo 2 Corone? o skippiamo?

-Arco... checked
-Addestramento militare ultra pro...checked
-2 corone di disponibilità...checked


Andiamo a vincere facile!

(ci manca solo la skill war+arco ma speriamo di sculare ugualmente)

Cazzo! Siamo i kai-jedi-masters! Trucchiamo il torneo con qualche jedi-trucco e fottiamo l'arco!
Go 141! Famogli vedere cosa vuol dire utilizzare un arco!

Btw la storia raccontata dal vecchio sulla Lorestone pare una scopiazzata di quel che è successo all'Anello di Tolkien

e go a vincere il torneo cazzo

141

LA scelta è ovvia, abbiamo anche il mantello verde alla Green Arrow :D

Salga su quella pedana cazzo 141

Dopo la spada magica ci manca giusto l'arco, andiamo a vincerlo.

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Originally Posted by Sturm

Btw la storia raccontata dal vecchio sulla Lorestone pare una scopiazzata di quel che è successo all'Anello di Tolkien

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Ma appena appena :D

Comunque, andiamo a vincere il bacio, la freccia d'oro e tutta la baracca!

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Originally Posted by 141.

Cyrilus offers to stay and look after the horses while you take part in the contest. He says that archery holds no interest for him, but you suspect this is just an excuse to take an afternoon nap. You hand him the reins of your horse and hurry to join a line of men waiting to enter the tournament field.

The event reminds you of a Sommlending village pageant and the jugglers, the dancers, and the numerous sideshows all add to the festive spirit. Eventually, you reach the gate where a cheerful old lady is collecting the 2 Gold Crowns entrance fee. You hand over your Crowns (remember to mark these off on your Action Chart) and enter a large tent where the other competitors are stringing their bows.

If you have a Bow, turn to 340.

If you do not have a Bow, turn to 18.

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Bene, e con il vecchio che fa la guardia ai cavalli dormendo, si va! Abbiamo già un arco, grazie.

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Originally Posted by 340.

A small, flat-faced man dressed in a silver-braided jerkin enters the tent and calls for everyone’s attention. Quickly, he explains the rules that govern the tournament and then ushers you onto the range. At the far end of the field is a line of targets, each with ten coloured rings marked 0–9. Each archer is given 3 arrows with which he must get a minimum score of 8 in order to qualify for the next round of the tournament.

Pick three numbers from the Random Number Table and add them together. If you have the Magnakai Discipline of Weaponmastery with Bow, add 3 to your total.

If your total score is now 7 or less, turn to 103.

If your total score is now 8 or higher, turn to 26.

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Non abbiamo Weaponmastery, ma dobbiamo far 8 con 3d10...

Rolls...4, 1, 7 = 12!

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Originally Posted by 26.

Your score qualifies you for a place in the final, for only one other archer has scored more than eight points. His name is Altan, a tall man with rugged features, a ranger from the mountains to the north. He wields a longbow of orange toa wood, and his skill with this weapon is formidable; it will be a difficult contest.

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Illustration II—Altan wields a longbow of orange toa wood.

Altan: COMBAT SKILL 28 ENDURANCE (TARGET points) 50

The tournament final is played out using the normal rules for combat.3 The only difference is that you begin with 50 ENDURANCE or TARGET points. Any ENDURANCE points that you may lose are deducted from these TARGET points (your normal ENDURANCE score remaining unchanged throughout the contest). The first one to lose all 50 of his TARGET points loses the tournament. (You need not erase any Arrows from your Action Chart during this tournament.)

If you are the first to lose all 50 TARGET points, turn to 183.

If Altan is the first to lose all 50 TARGET points, turn to 252.

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AH! Ahahah...ah.

Ok, la vittoria pare lontanuccia, ma ci proveremo :D Abbiamo buttato l'Alether :( e non possiamo usare il bonus fornito dallo scudo. Di conseguenza la nostra CS è 20, anche utilizzando il +2 dell'Elmo d'Argento e friggendo la testa al creatore della Pimpa con Mindblast (un'altro +2).

BTW, benvenuti nella serie Magnakai, dove i nemici hanno fatto la scuola Dragonball :D

COMBAT RATING: -8

Roll...0 :metal:
Lupo Solitario -0 (50)
Altan -8 (42)

Roll...2 :(
Lupo Solitario -7 (43)
Altan -0 (42)

Roll...8 :metal:
Lupo Solitario -3 (40)
Altan -6 (36)

Roll...6
Lupo Solitario -5 (35)
Altan -4 (32)

Roll...8 :metal:
Lupo Solitario -3 (32)
Altan -6 (26)

Roll...6
Lupo Solitario -5 (27)
Altan -4 (22)

Roll...0 :metal:
Lupo Solitario -0 (27)
Altan -8 (14)

Roll...4 :(
Lupo Solitario -6 (21)
Altan -2 (12)

Roll...4 :(
Lupo Solitario -6 (15)
Altan -2 (10)

Roll...6
Lupo Solitario -5 (10)
Altan -4 (6)

Roll...8 :metal:
Lupo Solitario -3 (7)
Altan -6 (0)

:lazar::lazar::lazar::lazar::lolguy:

FANCULO ALLA PIMPA, ABBIAMO BATTUTO ALTAN! (credo sia la prima volta che vinco in modo legit questo scontro, dai tempi della mia fanciullezza ad oggi). Ok abbiamo sculato coi roll :D

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Originally Posted by 252.

A loud cheer shatters the silence as your arrow strikes home—you have won. The villagers are thrilled to have witnessed such an exciting tournament and crowd around you to offer their praise and congratulations. The little man in the braided jerkin presents you with your prize—a magnificent Bow made from the wood of a silver oak tree. This weapon will add 3 points to your total whenever you are using a Bow and are instructed to pick a number from the Random Number Table. Enter the Silver Bow of Duadon on your Action Chart as a Special Item and make a note of its particular property.7

After making a short speech to thank the villagers for their generosity, you shoulder your prize and head back to Cyrilus with the good news.

Turn to 33.

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:sweetjesus:

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Originally Posted by 33.

A shock awaits you on your return to Cyrilus: both he and your horse have vanished. At first you curse him, thinking that he has wandered off to a nearby ale tent for a drink, but when you discover his oaken staff lying beside the road, you sense that something is seriously wrong.

You climb to the top of a parked wagon and strain your eyes in all directions for some clue to his whereabouts. Suddenly you see him, surrounded by a group of cavalrymen galloping away to the west. You count six of them plus a riderless horse—your horse. Then you notice that conveniently hitched to the back of the parked wagon is a saddled horse.

If you wish to take the horse and give chase, turn to 271.

If you wish to try to find the horse’s owner and offer to buy it, turn to 325.

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Ovviamente, MAI UN MINUTO DI NON CACO, REPRISE.

Ci hanno rubato il vecchio e i cavalli! Che si fa?

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Lupo Solitario, Kai Master Superior

CS: 30 (Sommerswerd +8, Silver Helm +2, Shield +2, Mindblast +2, +1 Solaris)

EP: 34/34 (Padded Leather Waistcoat +2 EP, Chainmail +4, +3 Solaris)

Discipline Magnakai
- Pathmanship
- Invisibility
- Huntmastery

Circoli completati
- Circle of Solaris (+1CS +3EP)

Weapons (2): Bone Sword, Bow

Backpack (8): Rope, Lampspur (cura 4 EP), Meal

Special Items (12): Sommerswerd!, Dagger of Vashna, Padded Leather Waistcoat (+2 EP), Firesphere, Silver Helm (+2 CS), Chainmail (+4 EP), Shield (+2 CS), Jeweled Mace, Quiver (5), Silver Bow of Duadon,

Money (50): 32

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MORTOMETRO: V
- Istakillato dall'esca+party hiddato (Libro I)
- Caduto in una trappola da caccia Giak (Libro I)
- Inchiappato nel sonno da un agente dei Darklords (Libro II)
- Fatto Bunjee Jumping senza l'elastico insieme ad un Helghast (Libro II)
- Vittime di una Cantina (Libro IV)

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MOAHAHAHAHAH Cristo che culo nel duello :D

Abbiamo l'Arco Diddioh :metal:

Spavaldi e Tronfi come non mai, prendiamo sto cavallo e corriamo all'inseguimento, non abbiamo tempo per stupide formalità quali pagarlo :nod:

inseguiamoli! basta spendere monete cazzo, siamo mercanti o fottuti kai lord?

You earned the Kail Sboronz Lord Title!

Go all'inseguimento e usiamo i loro come puntaspilli!

Il vecchio sarà morto in un fossone, sgozzato... Prendiamo il cavallo in prestito (requisisto da lone wolf, praticamente la pula) ora non c'è tempo di comprarselo 271

Ci sono diversi temi ricorrenti in Lupo Solitario: l'acqua è nostra nemica; in una scelta alla cieca, quella di sinistra è sempre la strada giusta; e i cavalli cambiano proprietario più frequentemente delle banconote. Ah e si, anche: rubare cavalli è pericoloso, indipendentemente dai poteri mistici del ladro :nod:

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Originally Posted by 271.

You have barely covered a hundred yards when you hear a frantic cry: ‘Horse thief, horse thief! Don’t let him get away!’

You tighten your grip and urge the horse along the highway as it dips and bends, following the low hedgerow that borders the tournament field. The cry alerts some men from the archery competition, and they soon appear in a line at the edge of the field. As they see you approach, they draw their bows to fire.

Pick a number from the Random Number Table. If you have the Magnakai Discipline of Animal Control or Huntmastery, add 3 to the number you have picked.

If your total is now 5 or below, turn to 52.

If your total is now 6 or higher, turn to 81.

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Roll...7 (mi sa che ho rotto il dice roller lol) +3 per Huntmastery.

E quando dico pericoloso, intendo

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che se non avevamo Huntmastery, questo era un roll 60% instadeath :hidenod:
Rubare cavalli fuori da un torneo di tiro con l'arco è doppiamente pericoloso; ovviamente, il cavallo che abbiamo fregato è quello di Altan :lol:

Comunque sia, "Ci vediamo gonzi!"

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Originally Posted by 81.

Arrows scream past on all sides. One shaft gouges a furrow of skin from the horse’s rump, causing him to twist and buck; you shorten the reins and urge him forward. Your quick thinking helps you regain control of the frightened animal, and soon you are well out of range of the deadly arrows.

Turn to 39.

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Originally Posted by 39.

The chase takes you deep into the heart of the Varettian Hills. Soon the highway dips and twists, plunging into the valleys and hollows carved by fast-flowing streams, and climbing through the dense woodland that clings precariously to every precipice and crag. You often lose sight of the riders, but your basic Kai skills of tracking and hunting enable you to follow their trail with ease. It is not until you reach a tiny village perched on the edge of a tree-lined crag that their trail becomes indistinct. However, you notice that at the far side of the village, a stony hill track branches from the main highway and ascends into the trees.

If you have the Magnakai Discipline of Pathsmanship, turn to 117.

If you wish to continue along the highway, turn to 143.

If you wish to follow the hill track, turn to 241.

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Abbiamo Pathmanship!

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Originally Posted by 117.

Using your Magnakai Discipline, you examine both the hill path and the highway for recent tracks. To your surprise you discover that neither route has been used by horsemen in the last three hours. It can mean only one thing—the riders are hiding somewhere in the village.

If you wish to ride back into the village, turn to 52.

If you wish to hide in the trees and wait for the riders to show themselves, turn to 74.

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Ok, i rapitori sono nel villaggio; facciamo irruzione, o cerchiamo di fare un'imboscata?

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(E i più sgamati potranno anche fare del metagame! Che volete di più dalla vita :D?)

Facciamola una operazioncina stealth ora abbiamo anche le abilità ecchecazzo 74

Imboschiamo imboschiamo

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Originally Posted by Jesper

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se non avevamo Huntmastery, questo era un roll 60% instadeath :hidenod:

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:gha:

figurati se Dever detto il bolscevico onesto non ci avrebbe punito oltremodo per aver LEGITTIMAMENTE preso a prestito un cavallo..

Cmq.

Hiddati come neanche Shwarzy in Predator, attendiamo silenti i manigoldi, pagheranno tutto e pagheranno caro...

stealth time

Dopo esserci coperti di fango e melta, ci nascondiamo nel fogliame...

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Originally Posted by 74.

You do not have to wait very long for the riders to appear. As soon as they think you have gone, they emerge in single file from the back of a derelict cottage and draw themselves into a circle in the middle of the village. Although they are out of earshot, you can tell by their frantic movements and gestures that they are having a heated argument. Suddenly, they break the circle and ride towards you. Cyrilus, still lying unconscious across his horse, is in tow behind the last rider.

If you have a Bow and want to ambush them as they ride past your hiding place, turn to 20.

If you wish to attack the last rider and try to recapture Cyrilus, turn to 203.

If you wish to let them pass and then follow them, turn to 227.

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Mmm, diverse opzioni interessanti; ma quale sarà la nostra linea d'azione?

Io dico di seguirli... Campo base banditi = loot più abbondanti e succosi!

Avremo tempo di farli fuori come meritano una volta là.

227

mettiamo in uso il nostro succoso arco sburo

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Seguirli scaltramente, trovarli, stanarli a seggiolate 227

Seguiamoli 227

Abbiamo appena vinto l'arco diddio...è tempo di testarlo e shottare sta banda di minchiette.

203 go ninja move

rischiamo che al campo poi ci fanno la festa....xò seguiamoli lo stesso che le feste mi son sempre piaciute!!!!