[LUPO SOLITARIO] Libro XV: The Darke Crusade

Spiamo dalla finestra, magari c'è Edwige Fenech nuda!

Sbirciamo, magari c'è qualcosa di sesso femminile che si fa la doccia, come nei film di buzzanca... 263

263

Investigate!

facciamo i voyeur

E Pierino vede...

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Originally Posted by 263.

You peer through the grimy glass and see a grizzled old Drakkar sitting in front of a blazing fire. A briar pipe hangs precariously from the corner of his bearded mouth and he puffs fitfully at its contents as he reads from a tattered, leather-bound book which lies open in his lap.

You sense that he is a veteran of many battles who, now that he is too old to fight, has been given the undemanding task of guarding this river crossing. Mindful that time is fast running out, you leave the window and hurry on towards the stables.

Turn to 115.

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...Un vecchio Drakkarim :(

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Originally Posted by 115.

Once inside the stable you discover two horses. One is old and lame, but the other is young and powerfully built. Using your powers of Animal Control, you subdue them and lead the younger horse, a grey mare, from its stall. As you leave the stable you see Prarg pointing frantically towards the crest of the hill. A troop of Drakkarim cavalry are descending towards the bridge.

Quickly you mount the mare and help Prarg to climb up upon her back. Then the enemy see you and immediately they sound a horn. Moments later an old Drakkar appears at the door to the cabin. He is holding a Bor musket, and when you fail to obey his command to halt, he levels his primitive gun at you and pulls the trigger.

Pick a number from the Random Number Table.

If the number you have picked is 0–2, turn to 288.

If it is 3–6, turn to 145.

If it is 7–9, turn to 342.

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Shitfuck -.- Avremmo dovuto ascoltare Deffo: il LW Basics ci insegna che rubare cavalli è la professione più rischiosa di Magnamund!

Roll...2 :(

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Originally Posted by 288.

An agonizing pain lances through your body and the warm taste of blood fills your mouth. Then the terrible pain gives way to a terrifying numbness. For a moment the surrounding forest swims in and out of focus; then darkness engulfs you and you slip into a sleep from which you will never awaken.

Tragically, your life and your mission end here.

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La morale è ancora quella:
1) Non importa se siamo Grand Master del cazzo e della merda, un fucile in mano a un essere X (che sia un nano deforme o un vecchio) è comunque più efficace;
2) RUBARE I CAVALLI E' PEGGIO CHE FARSI IL BAGNO AL LAGO!

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MORTOMETRO: XII
- Sparati da un vecchio storpio (Libro XV)

La domanda ora è :nod:

Rerolliamo, o rewindiamo ad un paragrafo precedente? E se si, quale? :D


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Lupo Solitario, Sun Knight

CS: 41 (+8 Sommerswerd, +2 Silver Helm, +4 Weaponmastery, +5 Circoli Magnakai, +2 Silver Bracers, +3 Kagonite Chainmail, +2 Levelup)
--> 45 (con +4 Mindblast)
--> 49 (con +8 Kai-Surge)

EP: 30/42 (+1 Kagonite Chainmail, +11 Circoli Magnakai, +1 Silver Bracers, +4 Levelup)

Discipline Grand Master
- Grand Huntmastery
- Grand Pathmanship
- Kai-Alchemy
- Kai-Surge
- Kai-Screen
- Magi-Magic

Weapons (2): Dagger, Scarlet Warrior's Sword

Backpack (8): Rope, Adgana (LA DROGGA +6CS, su roll di 0 o 1 diventiamo dipendenti e perdiamo 4 EP permanentemente), Gnallia Meal (cura 2 EP), Laumpspur (cura 4 EP), Laumpspur (cura 4 EP), Laumpspur (cura 4 EP), Signet Ring, Brass Key

Special Items (12): Sommerswerd!, Silver Bow of Duadon, Silver Helm (+2 CS), Silver Bracers (+ 2CS, +1 EP), Quiver (6), Kagonite Vest (+3 CS +1 EP), Helshezag (+5 CS, +7CS vs Darklords; al secondo round riduce permanentemente gli EP di 1), Statuette of Zagarna, Green Key
[Non occupano spazio]: Korlinium Scabbard, Map of Mogaruith

Money (50): 42 Corone, 10 Kika (10=1C), 20 Lune (4=1C)

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MORTOMETRO: XII
- Istakillato dall'esca+party hiddato (Libro I)
- Caduto in una trappola da caccia Giak (Libro I)
- Inchiappato nel sonno da un agente dei Darklords (Libro II)
- Fatto Bunjee Jumping senza l'elastico insieme ad un Helghast (Libro II)
- Vittime di una Cantina (Libro IV)
- Tentacle-raped (Libro VII)
- Sparati da un Nano storpio (Libro VIII)
- 1v1 con lo Zakhan Kimah (Libro IX)
- 1v100 con il Baron Shinzar (Libro X)
- Caduti durante la scalata ad Haagadar (Libro XI)
- 1v1 con Vonotar all'ultimissimo sangue (Libro XI)
- Sparati da un vecchio storpio (Libro XV)
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Shitfuck :gha: per me rerolliamo!

rerolliamo, non ci dirà sfiga 2 volte


comunque è proprio vero, rubare i cavalli è un crimine TERRRIBBBBILE a magnamund

Ora, dispiace venire qua e fare la parte di quello che dice "ve l'avevo detto"...


Però....


...ve l'avevo detto!! è_é


(oltretutto siamo morti con la combo " furto di cavalli + sparo di fucile", estremamente letale)

Cmq! Io sono per rewindare al paragrafo in cui ci si poteva infrattare a piedi. Reroll non ha molto senso imho.

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Originally Posted by Defender

Ora, dispiace venire qua e fare la parte di quello che dice "ve l'avevo detto"...


Però....


...ve l'avevo detto!! è_é


(oltretutto siamo morti con la combo " furto di cavalli + sparo di fucile", estremamente letale)

Cmq! Io sono per rewindare al paragrafo in cui ci si poteva infrattare a piedi. Reroll non ha molto senso imho.

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* su tutto.

Acqua, scalate, rubare cavalli...tutte cose da evitare.

Ok, è 2 a 2 tra rerollare e rewindare alla scarpinata!

Pari rerolliamo, dispari rewindiamo!

Roll...5!

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Originally Posted by 319.

Using your Magnakai skills you command your tired horse to descend the hill and cross the bridge. Hopefully its tracks will lead your pursuers in the wrong direction and enable you to get away. As the horse wanders off, you beckon Prarg to follow you into the dense forest. Your instincts and Pathsmanship skills set you on a northwesterly tack, the direction you hope will lead eventually to Magnaarn and the hidden Temple of Antah.

You have covered two miles when suddenly you hear a sound which stops you both dead in your tracks. It is a terrible, bestial growl.

‘There!’ gasps Prarg, and you spin round to see a terrifying creature come slinking from out of the undergrowth.

Turn to 20.

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PAIDO NUDO OMFG!

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Originally Posted by 20.

Towards you stalks a great albino creature as big as a bear. Two huge tusks protrude from its dripping jaws, and it yawns hungrily as slowly it draws closer and closer to you and your companion, attracted by the prospect of easy prey. The beast coughs and advances yet another step, its stubby tail twitching angrily. Prarg panics and he shouts ‘Run!’ as it fixes him with its fearsome pink eyes. Then the creature senses his fear and at once it comes bounding towards you with its great jaws agape in readiness to bite.

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Illustration II—A great bear-like creature stalks towards you, two huge tusks protruding from its dripping jaws.

If you have a Bow and wish to use it, turn to 76.

If you do not have a Bow or choose not to use it, turn to 217.

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Ahaha è un incrocio tra un mandrillo e un orso? :lol:

In ogni caso, che facciamo :D?

È tempo di fare ciò che sappiamo fare meglio...

*voce di Ryo Kabuto quando pilota il Mazinga Z*
AAARCODIDDIIIIOOOOOOOHHH!!!

niente arco, lasciamo morire dilaniato prarg, mi sta sul cazzo

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Originally Posted by Defender

È tempo di fare ciò che sappiamo fare meglio...

*voce di Ryo Kabuto quando pilota il Mazinga Z*
AAARCODIDDIIIIOOOOOOOHHH!!!

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GO!
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Sfrecciamo!

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Originally Posted by 76.

Swiftly you draw an Arrow, take aim, and fire as the beast comes leaping through the air towards your chest. The arrow thuds into its furry belly but the momentum of its leap still carries it forwards.

Pick a number from the Random Number Table.

If the number you have picked is 0–4, turn to 174.

If it is 5–9, turn to 258.

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Ok, con il +3 dell'Arcodiddio, possiamo failare solo con 0 o 1...

Roll...2!

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Originally Posted by 258.

Unexpectedly your Arrow pierces the creature’s heart, which is located at its midriff, and brings the beast crashing onto the snow. For a few moments it twitches and shivers fitfully; then it stiffens and lies still with a sudden abruptness. Prarg regains his composure and sheepishly he steps forward to look at the dead creature.

‘The gods are watching over us, Sire,’ he says, quite respectfully. ‘This beast is a Mawtaw. Few can say they have defeated this fearsome king of the Tozaz Forest.’

You decide to press on without delay, just in case there are others of its breed close by. Your instinct and Pathsmanship skills lead you in a northerly direction and you cover more than five miles before the trees begin to thin out. Then you emerge from the forest to be greeted by an unexpected and spectacular sight.

Turn to 192.

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Come sarebbe a dire Unexpectedly ? :D

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Originally Posted by 192.

Before you lies a vast frozen lake, more than a mile wide at the point at which you now stand. An icy wind whips across its glistening surface, stirring freshly fallen snow into eddies which whirl and dance like spinning tops. Silently you stare across the lake at the distant tree-line and your mind is filled with doubt. The Temple of Antah lies beyond, of that you are sure, and the quickest way to reach it would be to traverse the lake, but there is no cover and no way of knowing if the ice is thick enough to support you all the way across. Yet, to go around the lake would delay you by hours, giving your pursuers ample time to catch up and attack.

At length you decide to take your chances and cross the lake. At first the going is smooth and you make easy progress, but as you near the centre, suddenly you sense that something is wrong.

If you possess Grand Pathsmanship and have reached the Kai rank of Sun Knight, turn to 55.

If you do not possess this skill, or if you have yet to reach this level of Kai Mastery, turn to 37.

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Siamo super sboroni!

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Originally Posted by 55.

Your super-keen senses warn you that Prarg is walking towards a patch of thin ice. At once you shout a warning and he halts in his tracks. Then, carefully, he retraces his steps and follows in your footsteps as you make a wide detour around this perilous section. An hour later you reach the far side of the lake and hurry into the forest beyond.

Turn to 187.

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Prarg ha più culo che anima, ma è davvero resistente alla nostra Death Aura :nod:

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Originally Posted by 187.

You move deeper into the forest, maintaining a steady pace. Here, in this part of the Tozaz, the snowfall underfoot is light because of the canopy of thick branches overhead, and you make good progress. You have been walking for an hour when a shivery rustle brings you abruptly to a halt. You look up and a miniature snowslide falls from a branch overhead, covering your face and shoulders with a deluge of powdery snow. Prarg laughs as he watches you spluttering, and as you wipe your eyes, you glimpse a grey-winged bird fluttering away to the west.

‘By the gods, I’m hungry,’ exclaims Prarg, leaning weakly against a tree trunk. ‘What I’d give for a side of beef and a plate of boiled beets.’

The captain has not eaten since before you reached Shugkona and you can see that after the rigours of his capture and escape, he is sorely in need of food. Unless he eats soon he will be unable to go much further.

If you possess a Meal and you wish to give it to Prarg, turn to 68.

If you do not, turn to 282.

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L'unico Meal che abbiamo è un Gnallia Meal che cura pure 2 EP. Che si fa:D?

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Lupo Solitario, Sun Knight

CS: 41 (+8 Sommerswerd, +2 Silver Helm, +4 Weaponmastery, +5 Circoli Magnakai, +2 Silver Bracers, +3 Kagonite Chainmail, +2 Levelup)
--> 45 (con +4 Mindblast)
--> 49 (con +8 Kai-Surge)

EP: 30/42 (+1 Kagonite Chainmail, +11 Circoli Magnakai, +1 Silver Bracers, +4 Levelup)

Discipline Grand Master
- Grand Huntmastery
- Grand Pathmanship
- Kai-Alchemy
- Kai-Surge
- Kai-Screen
- Magi-Magic

Weapons (2): Dagger, Scarlet Warrior's Sword

Backpack (8): Rope, Adgana (LA DROGGA +6CS, su roll di 0 o 1 diventiamo dipendenti e perdiamo 4 EP permanentemente), Gnallia Meal (cura 2 EP), Laumpspur (cura 4 EP), Laumpspur (cura 4 EP), Laumpspur (cura 4 EP), Signet Ring, Brass Key

Special Items (12): Sommerswerd!, Silver Bow of Duadon, Silver Helm (+2 CS), Silver Bracers (+ 2CS, +1 EP), Quiver (6), Kagonite Vest (+3 CS +1 EP), Helshezag (+5 CS, +7CS vs Darklords; al secondo round riduce permanentemente gli EP di 1), Statuette of Zagarna, Green Key
[Non occupano spazio]: Korlinium Scabbard, Map of Mogaruith

Money (50): 42 Corone, 10 Kika (10=1C), 20 Lune (4=1C)

http://i50.tinypic.com/14bklc8.jpg
MORTOMETRO: XII
- Istakillato dall'esca+party hiddato (Libro I)
- Caduto in una trappola da caccia Giak (Libro I)
- Inchiappato nel sonno da un agente dei Darklords (Libro II)
- Fatto Bunjee Jumping senza l'elastico insieme ad un Helghast (Libro II)
- Vittime di una Cantina (Libro IV)
- Tentacle-raped (Libro VII)
- Sparati da un Nano storpio (Libro VIII)
- 1v1 con lo Zakhan Kimah (Libro IX)
- 1v100 con il Baron Shinzar (Libro X)
- Caduti durante la scalata ad Haagadar (Libro XI)
- 1v1 con Vonotar all'ultimissimo sangue (Libro XI)
- Sparati da un vecchio storpio (Libro XV)
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