[LET'S PLAY] Lupo Solitario - Nostalgia, nostalgia canaglia: il ritorno

Ma dove lo incontravamo?

Btw identifichiamoci 119!

Namo a letto, ci han inculato il prezzo della cena facendoci pagare il cerbiatto a peso d'oro, ci han fatto pagare giri di birra a scrocco e poi non sanno un cazzo o non ce lo vogliono dire, per di più un testadicazzo ci rovescia la cena per terra dicendo che si vendicherà per quei due calci in culo che ha rimediato, menomale che i soldi ce li abbiamo, si poteva andare a nanna dopocena e fanculo 239.

Non è logico andare dal primo vecchio rincoglionito a dire "salve io sono lupo solitario spacco i culi e i Darklord sono venuto qui perchè devo spaccare di legnate quelli di zona, non sapresti indicarmeli?

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Originally Posted by Bortas

Non è logico andare dal primo vecchio rincoglionito a dire "salve io sono lupo solitario spacco i culi e i Darklord sono venuto qui perchè devo spaccare di legnate quelli di zona, non sapresti indicarmeli?

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bè, allora si potrebbe provare con: "Salve sono Guybrush Threepwood, un temibile pirata"

Ma si diciamogli chi siamo che verrà fuori che il vecchio era un gran fan dei Kai, che aveva le figurine di tutti i gran maestri e si farà fare l'autografo nonchè ci darà accesso ad antiche (e probabilmente inutili) informazioni extra.

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Originally Posted by Sturm

Ma dove lo incontravamo?

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Timmy il Temibile Tassidermista

Spoiler

Era nella prima città, se scappavamo dalle guardie all'inizio. In realtà, c'era un gran numero di scelte dentro la città: potevamo anche farci la sauna!

Comunque, ci fidiamo del vecchio saggio di Kenshiro (nonostante il voto di protesta di Bortas :D)

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Originally Posted by 119.

Cyrilus’ eyes open with such surprise that you can see the startled whites around his mousy-brown pupils. ‘Lone Wolf,’ he whispers, incredulously, ‘I should have known. Humble apologies, my lord. I thought that you sought the Lorestone for less than honourable reasons.’

Cyrilus talks at great length about the legend of the Lorestone. You learn that it remained in Varetta after Sun Eagle’s quest, where it was set into the throne of Lyris in the Tower of the King. Hundreds of years ago, during the War of the Lorestone, it was stolen by a Salonese prince called Kaskor. He set the stone upon a gold sceptre and used it in battle to inspire his fanatical followers and crush his foes. He believed it made him invulnerable, but this was not so—he was killed on his royal barge during a battle at Rhem, and the Lorestone was lost when the gold sceptre fell from his hand into the depths of the River Storn. There were many accounts of the sceptre having been found, but they had always proved to be untrue or simply fanciful. It was said that whoever wielded the Lorestone was the rightful ruler of all the Stornlands. For this reason alone it was often sought by evil or unscrupulous warlords, and many had pursued the quest, all without success.

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Cyrilus does not know where the Lorestone is, but he does know a man in Varetta who claims to know its exact whereabouts. ‘Let me ride with you to Varetta; in return for the privilege I shall take you to this man.’ Your basic Kai instincts tell you his offer is genuine. You nod your agreement and arrange to meet him in the tavern courtyard at dawn.

Turn to 5.

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Abbiamo guadagnato un compagno! Vediamo quanto sopravvive alla Death Aura! :D

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Originally Posted by 5.

A shrill cockcrow heralds the break of day. By the time you have dressed and gathered together your equipment, Cyrilus is waiting for you in the courtyard below.

‘A glorious day,’ he says cheerfully, pointing up at the cloudless sky with his slender oaken staff. ‘We’ll have no difficulty reaching the Halfway Inn by nightfall.’

You bid farewell to the innkeeper and his son and urge your horses out onto the narrow street that leads to the west gatehouse. By mid-morning you are riding across gentle hills crested with yellow-leaved trees. The hilltops are shrouded with mist, but occasional rays of sunshine break through to lighten the lush green fields below. Time passes swiftly as Cyrilus recounts the histories and legends of the area. You learn that the rich and fertile kingdoms bordering the River Storn have a wild and turbulent past, swept by wars, divided by empires, split by national rivalries and the ambitions of petty princes who prey upon one another and the rest of the populace. Lyris is embroiled in war with Magador, Delden with Salony, and Salony with Slovia. Battles are fought, lives are lost and the land is pillaged with grim regularity—only the mercenaries and the crows seem to prosper from the continual conflicts.

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It is mid-afternoon when you catch sight of a small village on the road ahead. There are many wagons parked at the side of the highway, and a crowd has gathered in a field nearby. As you ride past, you notice a large placard nailed to one of the wagons:
ARCHERY TOURNAMENT
ENTRANCE FEE: 2 GOLD CROWNS
FIRST PRIZE: THE SILVER BOW OF DUADON

If you wish to enter the tournament, turn to 141.

If you do not wish to or cannot afford to enter, continue on your way and turn to 210.

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Mmm un torneo d'arco! Ci sentiamo Robin Hood e paghiamo 2 Corone? o skippiamo?

-Arco... checked
-Addestramento militare ultra pro...checked
-2 corone di disponibilità...checked


Andiamo a vincere facile!

(ci manca solo la skill war+arco ma speriamo di sculare ugualmente)

Cazzo! Siamo i kai-jedi-masters! Trucchiamo il torneo con qualche jedi-trucco e fottiamo l'arco!
Go 141! Famogli vedere cosa vuol dire utilizzare un arco!

Btw la storia raccontata dal vecchio sulla Lorestone pare una scopiazzata di quel che è successo all'Anello di Tolkien

e go a vincere il torneo cazzo

141

LA scelta è ovvia, abbiamo anche il mantello verde alla Green Arrow :D

Salga su quella pedana cazzo 141

Dopo la spada magica ci manca giusto l'arco, andiamo a vincerlo.

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Originally Posted by Sturm

Btw la storia raccontata dal vecchio sulla Lorestone pare una scopiazzata di quel che è successo all'Anello di Tolkien

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Ma appena appena :D

Comunque, andiamo a vincere il bacio, la freccia d'oro e tutta la baracca!

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Originally Posted by 141.

Cyrilus offers to stay and look after the horses while you take part in the contest. He says that archery holds no interest for him, but you suspect this is just an excuse to take an afternoon nap. You hand him the reins of your horse and hurry to join a line of men waiting to enter the tournament field.

The event reminds you of a Sommlending village pageant and the jugglers, the dancers, and the numerous sideshows all add to the festive spirit. Eventually, you reach the gate where a cheerful old lady is collecting the 2 Gold Crowns entrance fee. You hand over your Crowns (remember to mark these off on your Action Chart) and enter a large tent where the other competitors are stringing their bows.

If you have a Bow, turn to 340.

If you do not have a Bow, turn to 18.

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Bene, e con il vecchio che fa la guardia ai cavalli dormendo, si va! Abbiamo già un arco, grazie.

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Originally Posted by 340.

A small, flat-faced man dressed in a silver-braided jerkin enters the tent and calls for everyone’s attention. Quickly, he explains the rules that govern the tournament and then ushers you onto the range. At the far end of the field is a line of targets, each with ten coloured rings marked 0–9. Each archer is given 3 arrows with which he must get a minimum score of 8 in order to qualify for the next round of the tournament.

Pick three numbers from the Random Number Table and add them together. If you have the Magnakai Discipline of Weaponmastery with Bow, add 3 to your total.

If your total score is now 7 or less, turn to 103.

If your total score is now 8 or higher, turn to 26.

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Non abbiamo Weaponmastery, ma dobbiamo far 8 con 3d10...

Rolls...4, 1, 7 = 12!

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Originally Posted by 26.

Your score qualifies you for a place in the final, for only one other archer has scored more than eight points. His name is Altan, a tall man with rugged features, a ranger from the mountains to the north. He wields a longbow of orange toa wood, and his skill with this weapon is formidable; it will be a difficult contest.

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Illustration II—Altan wields a longbow of orange toa wood.

Altan: COMBAT SKILL 28 ENDURANCE (TARGET points) 50

The tournament final is played out using the normal rules for combat.3 The only difference is that you begin with 50 ENDURANCE or TARGET points. Any ENDURANCE points that you may lose are deducted from these TARGET points (your normal ENDURANCE score remaining unchanged throughout the contest). The first one to lose all 50 of his TARGET points loses the tournament. (You need not erase any Arrows from your Action Chart during this tournament.)

If you are the first to lose all 50 TARGET points, turn to 183.

If Altan is the first to lose all 50 TARGET points, turn to 252.

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AH! Ahahah...ah.

Ok, la vittoria pare lontanuccia, ma ci proveremo :D Abbiamo buttato l'Alether :( e non possiamo usare il bonus fornito dallo scudo. Di conseguenza la nostra CS è 20, anche utilizzando il +2 dell'Elmo d'Argento e friggendo la testa al creatore della Pimpa con Mindblast (un'altro +2).

BTW, benvenuti nella serie Magnakai, dove i nemici hanno fatto la scuola Dragonball :D

COMBAT RATING: -8

Roll...0 :metal:
Lupo Solitario -0 (50)
Altan -8 (42)

Roll...2 :(
Lupo Solitario -7 (43)
Altan -0 (42)

Roll...8 :metal:
Lupo Solitario -3 (40)
Altan -6 (36)

Roll...6
Lupo Solitario -5 (35)
Altan -4 (32)

Roll...8 :metal:
Lupo Solitario -3 (32)
Altan -6 (26)

Roll...6
Lupo Solitario -5 (27)
Altan -4 (22)

Roll...0 :metal:
Lupo Solitario -0 (27)
Altan -8 (14)

Roll...4 :(
Lupo Solitario -6 (21)
Altan -2 (12)

Roll...4 :(
Lupo Solitario -6 (15)
Altan -2 (10)

Roll...6
Lupo Solitario -5 (10)
Altan -4 (6)

Roll...8 :metal:
Lupo Solitario -3 (7)
Altan -6 (0)

:lazar::lazar::lazar::lazar::lolguy:

FANCULO ALLA PIMPA, ABBIAMO BATTUTO ALTAN! (credo sia la prima volta che vinco in modo legit questo scontro, dai tempi della mia fanciullezza ad oggi). Ok abbiamo sculato coi roll :D

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Originally Posted by 252.

A loud cheer shatters the silence as your arrow strikes home—you have won. The villagers are thrilled to have witnessed such an exciting tournament and crowd around you to offer their praise and congratulations. The little man in the braided jerkin presents you with your prize—a magnificent Bow made from the wood of a silver oak tree. This weapon will add 3 points to your total whenever you are using a Bow and are instructed to pick a number from the Random Number Table. Enter the Silver Bow of Duadon on your Action Chart as a Special Item and make a note of its particular property.7

After making a short speech to thank the villagers for their generosity, you shoulder your prize and head back to Cyrilus with the good news.

Turn to 33.

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:sweetjesus:

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Originally Posted by 33.

A shock awaits you on your return to Cyrilus: both he and your horse have vanished. At first you curse him, thinking that he has wandered off to a nearby ale tent for a drink, but when you discover his oaken staff lying beside the road, you sense that something is seriously wrong.

You climb to the top of a parked wagon and strain your eyes in all directions for some clue to his whereabouts. Suddenly you see him, surrounded by a group of cavalrymen galloping away to the west. You count six of them plus a riderless horse—your horse. Then you notice that conveniently hitched to the back of the parked wagon is a saddled horse.

If you wish to take the horse and give chase, turn to 271.

If you wish to try to find the horse’s owner and offer to buy it, turn to 325.

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Ovviamente, MAI UN MINUTO DI NON CACO, REPRISE.

Ci hanno rubato il vecchio e i cavalli! Che si fa?

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Lupo Solitario, Kai Master Superior

CS: 30 (Sommerswerd +8, Silver Helm +2, Shield +2, Mindblast +2, +1 Solaris)

EP: 34/34 (Padded Leather Waistcoat +2 EP, Chainmail +4, +3 Solaris)

Discipline Magnakai
- Pathmanship
- Invisibility
- Huntmastery

Circoli completati
- Circle of Solaris (+1CS +3EP)

Weapons (2): Bone Sword, Bow

Backpack (8): Rope, Lampspur (cura 4 EP), Meal

Special Items (12): Sommerswerd!, Dagger of Vashna, Padded Leather Waistcoat (+2 EP), Firesphere, Silver Helm (+2 CS), Chainmail (+4 EP), Shield (+2 CS), Jeweled Mace, Quiver (5), Silver Bow of Duadon,

Money (50): 32

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MORTOMETRO: V
- Istakillato dall'esca+party hiddato (Libro I)
- Caduto in una trappola da caccia Giak (Libro I)
- Inchiappato nel sonno da un agente dei Darklords (Libro II)
- Fatto Bunjee Jumping senza l'elastico insieme ad un Helghast (Libro II)
- Vittime di una Cantina (Libro IV)

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MOAHAHAHAHAH Cristo che culo nel duello :D

Abbiamo l'Arco Diddioh :metal:

Spavaldi e Tronfi come non mai, prendiamo sto cavallo e corriamo all'inseguimento, non abbiamo tempo per stupide formalità quali pagarlo :nod:

inseguiamoli! basta spendere monete cazzo, siamo mercanti o fottuti kai lord?