Originally Posted by Incoma
In lingua originale rende molto meglio...
Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Gunner: Sorry, Sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did, Sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole, Sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, Sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole, too, Sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!