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old&copiata dal forum dnl :p
ma che è lol?
edit: scrivete fucking motherfuckers
quindi yes lol alla sua risposta :asd::asd::asd:
SgamatoQuote:
Originally Posted by Bianconiglio
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Ci ho parlato una mezz'oretta O_o mimmorti, simpatico! :confused:
Old
old
ho parlato con dio e mi ha risposto alla fine:
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
I miei lymerik sono meglio.
Tutto il dialogo:
Quote:
Me:
tell me your story
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
sing
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
la domanda
Where are you from ?
Lo pianta.
huhuhuhuhu ho cominciato a ride da solo come no stronzo :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by God
edito x dire: qualcuno si ricorda il link di quello italiano che gli facevi domande e lui cercava di rispondere?
Ask me something about Italian .
anche questa lo impalla .
l ho ownatoQuote:
Originally Posted by ahzael
Me:
GOD DAMN
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
IM NOT CHRISTIAN
God:
What religion are you?
Me:
MUSULMAN
God:
What?
Me:
MUSULMAN
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
lol :nod:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaluisurrr
Che ci vuoi fare, lavori per la concorrenza.. :look:
Me:
good evening
God:
Good evening, , how are you tonight?
Me:
I'm bored, and you?
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
why are you trying? is it hard to do?
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
let's talk about your TV
God:
Which show? Sure, my TELEVISION sounds like a good topic.
Me:
is it a CRT or an LCD?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
li mortacci tua
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
yes... we were talking about your television
God:
Come on. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
do you like reality shows?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
who's eliza?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
it doesn't seem like a tv show
God:
What does seem like a tv show ?
Me:
a tv show for example...
God:
Go on.
Me:
are you kidding me?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, .
Me:
you better not joke with me, dude
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
I don't understand you
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
your statements are incomplete and incongruent
God:
You think I am statements are incomplete and incongruent.
Me:
no I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
I think you are idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot. An idiot.
Me:
you deserve that, really
God:
Why thank you, . For real.
Me:
do you like cars?
God:
Yes I like riding in automobiles.
Me:
do you like italian cars?
God:
Do you like it? I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
unfortunately he's not a car neither an italian
God:
Oh. Did you think he was a car neither an italian?
Me:
get lost God
God:
See you later. GOD rules.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
lol i didn't know that
God:
I am glad you find this funny. So I have taught you something new, .
! ecco che abbiamo imparato qualcosa di nuovo!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
loool
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
un altra informazione importante! lololol :rotfl:
Quote:
Me:
and do you know who is steve jobs?
God:
he is one of the founders of Apple Computer.
Me:
and bill gates?
God:
he has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!
Me:
why should God promote an operative system?
God:
God has designed the world according to his own plan.
Me:
so linux is the way to heaven?
God:
Hmm. Was there any reason to think that Windows could be?
Aprite gli occhi! La via della salvezza è una sola!:eek:
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
looooooooooooooooool prima l'ho provato fingendo di essere l'inferno e l'ho fatto impallare , ora riprovo na chjattata e mi fa " Ma sei ancora tu inferno?" (ovviamentew in inglese ) io gli dico "si" e lui "ah" e non mi risponde piu :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Me:
are you a he or a she ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
dependes on what's needed
God:
And needed is dependes on what.
Me:
on who i need to satisfy
God:
What is it like on who you need to satisfy.
Me:
could you send more sinners down here i'm getting bored
God:
Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
troppo lolloso
ultima poi non edito piu ;P
Me:
even the pope dose dope
God:
What religion are you?
Me:
satanist
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
me
God:
For you Satan?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dariuz
ti propongo questo smile solo per la canzone che hai in firma ( anche se ormai e' veramente old ): :bow:
:elfhat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Janeth
Me:
i like to have sex with human females
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it feels like being god
e si è impallato
cmq una figata