Natalie Portman gangsta rap

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Secondo me non le riesce fare la dura :sneer:

Natalieeeee :drool:

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Originally Posted by Vaffaflanders

Secondo me non le riesce fare la dura :sneer:

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vero,ma in compenso riesce a farlo diventare duro.

so cute ç_ç

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Originally Posted by Gilles

vero,ma in compenso riesce a farlo diventare duro.

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up :drool:

rimane cmq meglio di mondomarcio :nod:

:drool:

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Originally Posted by Gilles

vero,ma in compenso riesce a farlo diventare duro.

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:rotfl:

Ho trovato le liriche: :confused:

Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman: Hello.

Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?

Portman: Do you really want to know?

Parnell: Yes, tell us.

Portman: I don't sleep mother f***er
off that yak and bourbon
doin' 120 gettin head while I'm swervin

Seth Meyers: D**n natalie you a crazy chick

Portman: Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k
I'm bustin dudes mouth like gushers mother f***er
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t outta Jeff Zucker

Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight
Guys: what you need Natalie
Portman: to f*** all night

Don't test when i'm crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you s**t in my shoe
leave you screaming
pay for my dry cleaning
f*** you man
It's my name that he's screamin'

Parnell: I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you can go driving while intoxicated?
Portman: I never said I was a role model.
Parnell: What about the kids taht look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

Portman: All the kids lookin up to me can suck d**k
It's portman mother f***er
drink till i'm sick
slit your throat
and poor nitro down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while I laugh you cry
and all the dudes
you know I'm talkin to you
Guys: we love you natalie
Portman: I wanna f*** you too
P is for portman
P is for p***y
i'll kill your f**in dog for fun so don't push me

Parnell: Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
Portman: Well there's a lot you may not know about me.

When I was in harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
and snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse
and you gotta buncha dudes
I sit down on your face and take a s**t

Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad @$$ b***h (h**l yah)
and I always pay for your dry cleanin
when my s**t gets in your shoe
as for the drug use
well I can vouch for that
my d**k is scared of you
girl

Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it--

(Portman throws chair at Parnell)
Portman: No more questions

What!

:metal: :metal: :metal:

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Originally Posted by MiLLenTeX

rimane cmq meglio di mondomarcio :nod:

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Redimiti. adesso.


:confused:

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Originally Posted by Gilles

vero,ma in compenso riesce a farlo diventare duro.

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:drool:

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Originally Posted by Sulimo

Redimiti. adesso.
:confused:

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esplodi, ora! :angel:

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Originally Posted by MiLLenTeX

esplodi, ora! :angel:

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:thumbup:

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Originally Posted by MiLLenTeX

esplodi, ora! :angel:

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:bow:

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Originally Posted by MiLLenTeX

esplodi, ora! :angel:

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Tsk, un fràh ti soprenderàh la nottàh e ti scuoieràh giù in cittàh.

Ho parlato.

vabe gillo e ache sapete già :point:

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Originally Posted by Sulimo

Tsk, un fràh ti soprenderàh la nottàh e ti scuoieràh giù in cittàh.
Ho parlato.
vabe gillo e ache sapete già :point:

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come direbbe acheron: "muori"

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Originally Posted by MiLLenTeX

come direbbe acheron: "muori"

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Qualcunàh cercàh di faràh malàh a 1 fràh!

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Originally Posted by Sulimo

Qualcunàh cercàh di faràh malàh a 1 fràh!

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:rotfl:

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Originally Posted by Sulimo

Qualcunàh cercàh di faràh malàh a 1 fràh!

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mondommarcio sono troppo scrausi daiiiiiiiiiih.

Sfffffhogliamih l'animah !

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Originally Posted by Drako

Sfffffhogliamih l'animah !

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ma... a un certo punto nella canzone parla di piantere una matita nella schiena dell'assistente sociale, possibile ?

Come direbbe la mia ragazza, che è albanese: TRISTIM !!!!!

:bored:

Si si, parla di accoltellare con la matita l'assistente sociale e poi c'è il papà che è libero di far pam pam. Che rime pregne !!!!!

ecceh qualcosahh che nonvahhhhhhhhhh

Suli quand'è che te lo piazzi in firma sto leso mentale?

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Originally Posted by Gilles

vero,ma in compenso riesce a farlo diventare duro.

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Vedo che sei un uomo di buon gusto, mi rallegro!
:D

frahhhhhh c'e nessunohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


E diconohhh capitahhh ma non sparartihhhh frahhh sfogliamihhhh l'animahhhhhhh c'ero cosihhhhh vicinohhhhhhhhhh


Stronzihhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



:rotfl:

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Originally Posted by Lord Psycho

frahhhhhh c'e nessunohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


E diconohhh capitahhh ma non sparartihhhh frahhh sfogliamihhhh l'animahhhhhhh c'ero cosihhhhh vicinohhhhhhhhhh


Stronzihhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



:rotfl:

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:shocked:

Ma prima di cantare, perchè non ingoia la patata lessa che ha in bocca?
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E' tragicohhhh chehhh che un ragazzinohhhh cosihhhh innocentehhhh puohhhhh arrivarehhhh con l'omicidiohhhhh in mentehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh