[LUPO SOLITARIO] Libro VIII: The Jungle of Horrors

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Originally Posted by 26.

The dwarf’s face beams with pride as he prepares to talk on his favourite subject—himself. Nearly an hour later you have heard all there is to hear about the life and hopes of Lardin, son of Kardon of Bor.

‘What news have you of Luukos?’ asks Paido, as the dwarf takes a rare pause for breath.

‘News of a kind that’s becomin’ only too familiar round these parts,’ he replies in a disgruntled tone. ‘That Zegron’s bitten off more than he can chew this time. Once Lord Adamas an’ the army boys come down on ’im he’ll wish he’d stayed in his stinkin’ city of Xanar, you mark my words.’

‘Don’t be too sure o’ that, Lardin,’ says a rosy-faced farmer, who has sidled along the bar to join in your conversation. ‘My sister reckons that this time Zegron won’t stop till he’s flattened everything between Luukos and the Tentarias.’

‘That star-gazin’ sister o’ yours is full o’ good news. When ’as she ever seen anything cheerful with ’er telescopes an’ charts an’ crystal balls, eh? Answer me that.’ Agreement rumbles from the tavern crowd, now openly listening to the discussion.

‘That’s as maybe,’ retorts the farmer. ‘But when ’as she ever been wrong, eh?’ An uncomfortable silence fills the inn, and slowly the crowd return to their own business. None, least of all the innkeeper, chooses to pursue the matter further.

If you wish to ask the farmer where his sister lives, turn to 262.

If you decide to leave the tavern and continue your journey north to Tharro, turn to 318.

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Capitan Barbarutti sarà anche il solito cesso mannaro cui Joe ci ha abiutato, ma improvvisamente c'è una donzella nell'equazione! :afraid: E forse è veggente! O una ciarlatana! Che si fa? :D

parliamo col nano esaltato


too late, chiediamogli della sorella magari si tromba

E andiamoci da sta Cassandra dei poveri..

262

262 namo a zeppare la contadinotta

andiamo a fottergli la sorella , o a farci fottere dalla sorella , win / win anyway

Sisi Lupo Solitario...tu mi piaci, vieni a casa che ti faccio scopare mia sorella -cit

Una donna su Magnamund è una rarità!

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Originally Posted by 262.

‘Tadia still lives with her mother at Ferry House,’ replies the farmer. ‘Five miles north of here there’s a junction where a track heads east. The signpost there says: “To Topham”. A mile past Topham you come to Ferry House on the banks of the River Phoen. If it’s her counsel you’re after you’d better take plenty o’ gold. She’s wont to charge a high price for her crystal gazin’.’

You thank the farmer for his advice and suggest to Paido that the time has come to continue your journey north. As you are about to leave, the farmer calls out, ‘By the way, you’d best tell her Jako sent you—she don’t take kindly to folks who drop by uninvited.’

Turn to 318.

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Ovviamente sta vicino a Topham :nod:

E si fa pagare caro, apparentemente. E il fratello è il magnaccia, apparentemente :hidenod:

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Originally Posted by 318.

The rain beats down relentlessly as you ride the featureless highway to Tharro. Thunder rumbles over the western hills like the growl of Doomwolves stalking their prey. Gradually the muddy road descends into a wide valley and a track joins it from the east. A battered signpost at the junction points along the track. It says:
TOPHAM—9 MILES

If you wish to change direction and ride east, turn to 249.

If you choose to continue your ride north to Tharro, turn to 280.

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Chessifa? :D

Scusa, dobbiamo andare da una donna, c'è un cartello che ci dice "verso la TOPHAM" in maiuscolo pure....e ce lo chiedi? di corsa verso la TOPHAM

Andiamo dalla topham! Sono proprio curioso di vedere l'unica donna di questo universo :nod:
a proposito,ma topham non è segnata sulla mappa?

Topham, popolazione: 1 :nod: (in teoria la tipa sta 1 miglio dopo Topham, ma in ogni caso Topham non è indicata in mappa per paura che tutti ci si riversino, immagino)

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Originally Posted by 249.

The track winds through the centre of the valley, following the course of a stream that meanders towards the River Phoen. It flows alongside a white-brick house, turning its waterwheel with a comforting, regular sound. As you ride past the house and over a tiny, hump-backed bridge, a cluster of cottages and an abbey come into view. In the grounds of the abbey a burial is taking place. A circle of monks dressed in hooded brown robes are lowering a coffin into one of several freshly dug graves.

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Illustration XII—Monks in hooded brown robes are lowering a coffin into one of several freshly dug graves.

If you have the Magnakai Discipline of Divination, turn to 76.

If you do not possess this skill, turn to 221.

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Niente Divination!

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Originally Posted by 221.

The monks of Talestria are infamous for their gluttony. Stories of their thirty-course meals and week-long banquets are well known throughout Magnamund. However, despite their voluminous robes, you cannot help but notice how slight these monks appear.

If you wish to stop and pay your respects to the deceased, turn to 275.

If you choose to continue on your way without stopping, turn to 55.

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Vogliamo incontrare i monaci bulimici, o ce ne andiamo?

Beh se le alternative sono tra una Topa e un Tarro..meglio la topa

questi di sicuro son finti monaci, però è da un pò che non affettiamo nessuno.

E magari droppano.

Perciò 275, sfoderiamo la spada e porgiamo i nostri omaggi infilandola ben dentro la bara all'altezza del cuore.

275

lasciamo i monaci a marcire e andiamo dalla topa a topham... mmmm spetta spetta...

Edit: ho avuto un transfert, la topa è nella bara i monaci segaioli non ci vogliono far scopare manco a questo giro, la sotterreranno viva per farci spregio quindi 275

uccidiamo gli impostorih