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    Default L'inglese qualche volta non é semplice...

    Chi dice che l'inglese è facile... legga questo a voce alta....Ci sono Tre Moduli.

    1 - Modulo principianti:
    'Tre Streghe guardano tre orologi Swatch. Quale strega guarda quale Orologio Swatch?'

    In inglese:
    'Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which Witch watch which Swatch Watch?'

    2 - Modulo avanzato:
    'Tre streghe 'trans' guardano I cinturini di tre orologi Swatch. Quale strega trans guarda i cinturini di quale orologio Swatch?'

    In inglese:
    'Three switched Witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched Witch watch Which Swatch watch switch?'

    3 - Modulo per masters:
    'Tre Streghe svedesi transessuali guardano I cinturini di tre orologi 'Swatch' svizzeri. Quale strega svedese transessuale guarda quale Cinturino di quale orologio 'Swatch' svizzero?'

    In inglese:
    'Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?'




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    lei vende conchiglie sulla spiaggia
    she sells sea shells on the sea shore
    leggere il piu veloce possibile
    e gia che ci sono ti ninjo la frase e cambio firma
    Last edited by dariuz; 28th February 2008 at 00:18.
    -He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man
    -I pity those that don't drink, for when they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're going to feel all day!
    -Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

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    quasi dimenticavo
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
    cioè ce ne sono di troppo lollose :rofl:

    questa m'ha fatto morire

    I was born on a pirate ship
    (Hold your tounge while saying it.)
    Last edited by dariuz; 28th February 2008 at 00:28.
    -He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man
    -I pity those that don't drink, for when they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're going to feel all day!
    -Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

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    L'ultima non l'ho capita
    #*°-. The Original Hippie!.-°*#
    The truth is out there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Va$h View Post
    L'ultima non l'ho capita

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hudlok View Post

    Non fare il bullo, non l'hai capita neanche tu!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va$h View Post
    L'ultima non l'ho capita
    leggi quella frase tenendo la lingua incollata alla mandibola
    se ancora nn la capisci
    o nn sai l'inglese o sei un pacco
    -He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man
    -I pity those that don't drink, for when they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're going to feel all day!
    -Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

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    L'ultima delle 3 streghe è terribile

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    abb facile...riuscito a farle tutte 3 senza intoppi

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