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  1. 22nd May 2009 #1
    dariuz
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    Default Fmylife

    http://www.fmylife.com/

    alcune sono stupende
    -He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man
    -I pity those that don't drink, for when they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're going to feel all day!
    -Silence is golden but duct tape is silver
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    Once upon a time@DAoC
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    Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death" (my dildo). FML

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    Love Sucks... Real Love Swallows...
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    #*°-. The Original Hippie!.-°*#
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    Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML


    Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" and then my mom walked in. FML


    Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
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