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    Default Natalie Portman gangsta rap

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    Secondo me non le riesce fare la dura

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    Natalieeeee
    "not even death can save you from me..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaffaflanders
    Secondo me non le riesce fare la dura
    vero,ma in compenso riesce a farlo diventare duro.

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    so cute ç_ç
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilles
    vero,ma in compenso riesce a farlo diventare duro.


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    rimane cmq meglio di mondomarcio

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilles
    vero,ma in compenso riesce a farlo diventare duro.

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    Ho trovato le liriche:

    Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.

    Natalie Portman: Hello.

    Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?

    Portman: Do you really want to know?

    Parnell: Yes, tell us.

    Portman: I don't sleep mother f***er
    off that yak and bourbon
    doin' 120 gettin head while I'm swervin

    Seth Meyers: D**n natalie you a crazy chick

    Portman: Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k
    I'm bustin dudes mouth like gushers mother f***er
    roll up on NBC and smack the s**t outta Jeff Zucker

    Guys: What you want Natalie
    Portman: to drink and fight
    Guys: what you need Natalie
    Portman: to f*** all night

    Don't test when i'm crazy on that airplane glue
    put my foot down your throat
    till you s**t in my shoe
    leave you screaming
    pay for my dry cleaning
    f*** you man
    It's my name that he's screamin'

    Parnell: I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you can go driving while intoxicated?
    Portman: I never said I was a role model.
    Parnell: What about the kids taht look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

    Portman: All the kids lookin up to me can suck d**k
    It's portman mother f***er
    drink till i'm sick
    slit your throat
    and poor nitro down the hole
    watch you laugh and cry
    while I laugh you cry
    and all the dudes
    you know I'm talkin to you
    Guys: we love you natalie
    Portman: I wanna f*** you too
    P is for portman
    P is for p***y
    i'll kill your f**in dog for fun so don't push me

    Parnell: Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
    Portman: Well there's a lot you may not know about me.

    When I was in harvard
    I smoked weed every day
    I cheated every test
    and snorted all the yay
    I gotta a def posse
    and you gotta buncha dudes
    I sit down on your face and take a s**t

    Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad @$$ b***h (h**l yah)
    and I always pay for your dry cleanin
    when my s**t gets in your shoe
    as for the drug use
    well I can vouch for that
    my d**k is scared of you
    girl

    Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it--

    (Portman throws chair at Parnell)
    Portman: No more questions

    What!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MiLLenTeX
    rimane cmq meglio di mondomarcio
    Redimiti. adesso.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilles
    vero,ma in compenso riesce a farlo diventare duro.
    <Rush>
    Poichè sono un genio
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sulimo
    Redimiti. adesso.
    esplodi, ora!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiLLenTeX
    esplodi, ora!
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    Poichè sono un genio
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiLLenTeX
    esplodi, ora!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiLLenTeX
    esplodi, ora!
    Tsk, un fràh ti soprenderàh la nottàh e ti scuoieràh giù in cittàh.

    Ho parlato.

    vabe gillo e ache sapete già

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