Il Calcio è peggiorato...

[Mellen]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Estero...cambiato.shtml

ok che non sono un "anziano" e che ricordo appena i primi anni '80 ... ma io sento sempre nostalgia. E con me molti amici: memorabile una serata in birreria dove ci siamo messi ad elencare le grandi coppie gol del passato. Dai conosciuti Vialli-Mancini, passando per i Calipso Boys fino a Protti-Tovalieri.

Rivoglio quel calcio!

[Steh]

[Estrema]

Grenoli


lo metto io perchè i milanisti del forum non hanno memoria storica.

[Mellen]

Ecco l'elenco: nel LINK trovate le varie spiegazioni visto che alcune si capiscono poco

50. Technical areas
49. Motorway service stations
48. Transfer windows
47. Squad numbers
46. Autobiographies
45. Craig Bellamy
44. Undisclosed transfer fees
43. Statistics
42. By mutual consent
41. Fans who complain when games are called off
40. Gloves
39. The fat bloke in row P
38. The manager's programme column
37. Formations
36. Chelsea
35. Sky Sports News
34. trainline.com
33. Added time
32. Joey Barton
31. Official statements
30. Match Of The Day
29. Electronic pitchside advertising boards
28. Referee's assistants
27. Hi-tech dugouts
26. The fourth official
25. Club shops
24. Media training
23. Kaka
22. Let Me Entertain You
21. Points deductions
20. Official club websites
19. ITV
18. Opinions
17. Brazil
16. Internet message boards
15. Tattoos
14. Superagents
13. Injuries
12. Manchester City
11. Kick-off times
10. Goal celebration music
9. The FA Cup
8. Takeovers
7. Wembley Stadium
6. Radio phone-in shows
5. Rotation
4. New stadium
3. The Champions League
2. The Premier League
1. Television

[Steh]

45. Craig Bellamy

He’s gobby, he’s played for 842 clubs, he’s covered in tattoos and he earns £90,000 a week. What’s not to like?

[Mellen]

ok... non ce l'ho fatta... quasi tutte sono magnifiche!
50. Technical areas "..Memo to all modern managers: Sit down and shut up"
49. Motorway service stations "You pop in to go to the toilet and five minutes later you’ve bought a full-English breakfast for £18.99 and joined the AA."
48. Transfer windows "Imagine if you could only do your shopping twice a year.. What would happen? You’d have a fridge full of beer and you’d run out of toilet paper."
47. Squad numbers
46. Autobiographies "..Wayne Rooney has already written two books. That’s one more than he’s read."
44. Undisclosed transfer fees "I want to know how much he cost. I’m not interested in add-ons or projected fees. I just want a number. Any number will do."
43. Statistics "...There’s only one stat that matters. The score."
42. By mutual consent "Just tell us the truth, we can handle it."
41. Fans who complain when games are called off " Were little white things falling out of the sky when you walked to the car this morning? Was the pavement a bit slippery? If the answer to both these questions is yes, there’s a good chance the game’s going to be called off. It’s not the referee’s fault, it’s not the FA’s fault and it’s not the groundsman’s fault. Some things just weren’t meant to be."
40. Gloves "This is England, not Siberia. Your hands will warm up if you run around for five minutes."
39. The fat bloke in row P "Go to any football ground anywhere in England and there will be a fat bloke in your row who will a) arrive late b) talk rubbish c) leave five minutes before half time d) come back five minutes after the game has restarted e) talk rubbish f) leave five minutes before the game has finished."
38. The manager's programme column “First off I’d like to say a big welcome to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah we were robbed last week blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah the lads have been training brilliantly blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah get behind the lads today blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Enjoy the game.”
37. Formations "Yawn. 4-4-1-1, 4-3-2-1, 4-3-3, 4-1-4-1, 4-2-3-1, 3-5-2, 4-2-1-3. Can’t we just knock it up to the big bloke and get the little bloke to bang it in?"
36. Chelsea "The new Manchester United. "
35. Sky Sports News "Is Sky Sports News the greatest invention known to man or a drug more addictive than crack? We’ll be back after the break."
33. Added time “So what? We got along just fine without a bloke in a tracksuit holding up a big No 3 at a quarter to five every Saturday."
30. Match Of The Day "Used to be the best programme on TV. Now, it’s the best football highlights show on TV on Saturday nights."
29. Electronic pitchside advertising boards "..We can’t afford a new Audi. We’re here for the football and the beer."
28. Referee's assistants "They’re linesmen. End of."
26. The fourth official "Pointless – like Luton Town until last Saturday."
23. Kaka "If he’s not interested in money why do AC Milan have to pay him £173,000 a week"
22. Let Me Entertain You "Atrocious Robbie Williams song that has ruined the build-up to every single football game in the world since it was released in 1998."
21. Points deductions "This is England, not Italy. Deducting points from teams because they failed to comply with the Football League’s insolvency rules or because they paid agents through a holding company has turned the bottom of League Two into a joke. Luton Town started the season on minus 30 points. The team at the bottom of the table should be the worst side in the league, not the club with the idiot accountant." frecciatina.. ma ci sta
20. Official club websites "Good for getting directions to the ground, but not much else."
18. Opinions "..Can’t we all just shut up and watch the game?"
17. Brazil "The greatest team in the world have become football’s Harlem Globetrotters. "
16. Internet message boards "My team’s better than yours. No, my team’s better than yours. No, my team’s better than yours. No. my team’s better than yours. Repeat until the world ends."
15. Tattoos "When we were kids only sailors and binmen had tattoos. Now, you can’t walk into a dressing-room without being blinded by Celtic crosses, barbed wire, angels, Chinese proverbs, the name of everyone’s kids, the name of everyone’s kids in Hebrew, the name of everyone’s wife, the name of everyone’s wife in Latin, a couple of Welsh dragons and Steve Sidwell’s marriage vows."
14. Superagents "How does an agent become a superagent? Make a few phone calls, get friendly with Roman Abramovich and buy a flat in Knightsbridge."
13. Injuries “We’re down to the bare bones” and it’s not surprising considering that modern-day footballers are about as tough and durable as a Ming vase. Half of them can’t run without pulling a hamstring and the other half can’t tackle with breaking a metatarsal. What’s a hamstring anyway? And how come Bobby Moore never pulled one?
12. Manchester City "The new Chelsea."
11. Kick-off times "Football used to be played at three o’clock on a Saturday afternoon. Now it’s played when it suits Sky and Setanta."
10. Goal celebration music "Listen. Very. Carefully. We. Don’t. Want. To. Hear. I. Feel. Good. Chelsea. Dagger. Or. Song. Two. Every. Time. Someone. Scores. A. Goal. Got. That?" 9.
9. The FA Cup "When was the last time a milkman lifted the FA Cup? When was the last time a postman scored at Wembley? There’s nothing romantic about a competition which ends every year with a bloke who earns £100,000 a week lifting a trophy that he doesn’t really give a monkey’s about."
8. Takeovers "In the old days all you needed to support your local club was a scarf and rattle"
6. Radio phone-in shows
“The next caller is Gary from Guildford. What do you want to get off your chest, Gary?”
“Well, Alan. I think Rafa’s got to go. How can you leave Torres on the bench when you need three points? And as for that ref, he’s got to be the worst ref I’ve ever seen.”
“Were you at the game, Gary?”
“No.”

5. Rotation "You pay £50 for a ticket, you spend £10 on a pint of beer and a hotdog and you get to watch a kickabout between a bunch of kids no-one’s ever heard of. Thanks Arsene. Thanks Rafa. Thanks Alex. Nice to know you care."
3. The Champions League "What’s changed since the European Cup turned into the Champions League in 1992? Everything. If you won the European Cup, you were the best team in Europe. If you win the Champions League, you owe someone £700 million."
2. The Premier League "What’s changed since the Premier League broke away from the Football League in 1992? Everything. If you won the First Division title, you were the best team in England. If you win the Premier League, you owe someone £500 million. "
1. Television "The monster that ate football."