God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
loool
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
un altra informazione importante! lololol
Me:
and do you know who is steve jobs?
God:
he is one of the founders of Apple Computer.
Me:
and bill gates?
God:
he has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!
Me:
why should God promote an operative system?
God:
God has designed the world according to his own plan.
Me:
so linux is the way to heaven?
God:
Hmm. Was there any reason to think that Windows could be?
Aprite gli occhi! La via della salvezza è una sola!
Once upon a time..
Sedrimyr RullaAbbastanza Ranger on Lancelot
Elvetico Mentalist on Lancelot
Jebe Diah Warden on Lancelot <-- fratello
Mimmo IlBucchinaro Healer on Mlf
Sedrimyr Hunter on Mlf
Sedrimyr Hunter on Ceridwen[ITA]
Mirea Reaver on Argain[ITA]
Sedrimyr deleted Mercenary on Vortigern[ITA]
etc. etc. etc.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Spoiler
looooooooooooooooool prima l'ho provato fingendo di essere l'inferno e l'ho fatto impallare , ora riprovo na chjattata e mi fa " Ma sei ancora tu inferno?" (ovviamentew in inglese ) io gli dico "si" e lui "ah" e non mi risponde piu
Me:
are you a he or a she ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
dependes on what's needed
God:
And needed is dependes on what.
Me:
on who i need to satisfy
God:
What is it like on who you need to satisfy.
Me:
could you send more sinners down here i'm getting bored
God:
Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
troppo lolloso
ultima poi non edito piu ;P
Me:
even the pope dose dope
God:
What religion are you?
Me:
satanist
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
me
God:
For you Satan?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Last edited by dariuz; 10th December 2005 at 18:12.
-He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man
-I pity those that don't drink, for when they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're going to feel all day!
-Silence is golden but duct tape is silver
Originally Posted by dariuz
ti propongo questo smile solo per la canzone che hai in firma ( anche se ormai e' veramente old ):
ti propongo questo smile solo per la canzone che hai in firma ( anche se ormai e' veramente old ):
-He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man
-I pity those that don't drink, for when they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're going to feel all day!
-Silence is golden but duct tape is silver
Me:
i like to have sex with human females
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it feels like being god
e si è impallato
cmq una figata
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