Nonsense rap The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia

[Vaffaflanders]

Sono due tizi che in pratica vanno una domenica pomeriggio a vedere Narnia portandosi dietro da mangiare e channo fatto una canzone rap cattivissima:

http://view.break.com/72685

ho trovato pure le liriche:

Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing

Hello?
What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's cracking?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Narnia!) Then it's happening.

But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.

Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.

Where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)

68th and Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?
Snack attack motherfucker!

The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.

Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.

Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying what we're handling.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.

Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.

The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.


Sto cercando di trovare un senso a tutto ciò

EDIT: piccola nota, gli Hamiltons sono i biglietti da 10 dollari, è ovvio che i rapper seri non parlano di Hamiltons ma piuttosto di Franklins (i biglietti da 100).

[Va$h]

[Va$h]

Però mica male la canzone

[Vaffaflanders]

Troppo bello quando sventolano i soldi davanti alla commessa dell'alimentari basita stile gangsta rapper. Lo sto rileggendo e mi sto rendendo conto che è una presa per il culo dei rapper di livelli cosmici

[MBK]

[Gilles]

spaccano xro sti 2

[Traumar]

No mi è tornato alla mente Narnia, nn dovevi farlo noooooo, adesso avrò gli incubi con il fauno pedofilooo

[Ercos]

direi newwo se nn fosse old

[Whattie]

chronic = erba, ganja, x chi nn lo sapesse

[Acheron]

[Whattie]

EDIT: piccola nota, gli Hamiltons sono i biglietti da 10 dollari, è ovvio che i rapper seri non parlano di Hamiltons ma piuttosto di Franklins (i biglietti da 100).

benjamins, non franklins -.-

(da benjamin franklin)

[Nazgul Tirith]

omg stupendi

[Toni Ciccione]

Mi pare di aver letto che fosse il brano piu' scaricato da internet... il mese scorso.

[Vaffaflanders]

chronic = erba, ganja, x chi nn lo sapesse

muauaua mo capisco il ritornello